I picked up Mimi from school today and asked her about her various activities... Recess, classtime, new friends... It was fine, until...
Mimi: "Michael said, 'you have a fat stomach'"
Mom: "to you? Oh, honey, he probably said that after you ate and you had a lot of food in your tummy"
Mimi: "no Mom, he said YOU have a fat tummy. Like you are gonna have a baby."
Oh. Great. Thanks, Michael. I really needed that.